The Onion's Return to Print

The Onion's October 2024 issue features Jean…

Oct 24

Who would have thought receiving a newspaper in the mail would be a joy?

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Oct 26Liked by James daSilva

Seeing "passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood" again made me so happy

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