The Onion: 20 Years Later
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20 years ago, The Onion warned of Osama Bin Claus
Jokes about turtlenecks, Christmas, Wikipedia and much more from the week of Christmas 2005.
Dec 24
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James daSilva
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The Onion welcomed Christmas with Karl Rove and Jean Teasdale
Plus, the troops in Iraq, stuntmen, "loose women," Gov. Rick Perry, holiday pop-ups, home-heating costs and much more
Dec 21
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James daSilva
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20 years ago, The Onion redesigned its website (slightly)
Plus, Bush and Cheney's Christmas message, the year in sports, Britney Spears, "thoughts and prayers," Howard Stern and more.
Dec 17
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James daSilva
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20 years ago in The Onion, an activist judge canceled Christmas
Plus, Gorzo the Mighty returns! And jokes about Iraq, bird flu, "blood storms," video games and more.
Dec 14
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James daSilva
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20 years ago, The Onion shared Bush's immigration plan
Plus, Clark Kent, "King Kong," the Harlem Globetrotters' NFL team, Matt Leinart and much more from Dec. 7-13, 2005.
Dec 10
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James daSilva
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20 years ago, Cheney was the Voice of God all along
Plus, The Onion senses a recession, the non-Bono members of U2, the Indian Removal Act of 1830, and why machines can't replace humans.
Dec 7
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James daSilva
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Reviewing The Onion's website: Nov. 30-Dec. 6, 2005
A free recipe from President Bush! A MacGuffin joke! Plus, Jennifer Garner, Annika Sorenstam, John Daly, Michael Irvin and more.
Dec 3
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James daSilva
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20 years ago, Fritolaysia cut off chiplomatic relations with Snakistan
The CIA apologizes for black highlighters, plus jokes about plutonium, Walmart, C-sections, unnoticed irony and much more
Nov 30
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James daSilva
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20 years ago, The Onion freed Johnny Depp from Tim Burton
Plus, the new "Harry Potter" film, Bush visits China, pea farmers, State Farm, Telly Savalas, the NFL, Sheryl Swoopes and much more.
Nov 26
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James daSilva
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20 years ago in The Onion, "glitter lung" struck America
Plus, the FCC, Bush's hope-based plan, parking lot attendants, cats and mice, the Xbox 360, "glitter lung" and much more.
Nov 23
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James daSilva
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Revisiting The Onion's website: Nov. 16-22, 2005
The Onion remembers WWE wrestler Eddie Guerrero and debates the world's best dictator. Plus, AOL's TV downloads service, injured athletes and more.
Nov 19
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James daSilva
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20 years ago, an Area Baby had no friends
Plus, beers with President Bush, Delta Airlines cancels flights, Animal Planet's reality show, Navy recruiting commercials, and much more.
Nov 16
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James daSilva
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