We also have the first military war started by the internet, time-traveling teenagers, the Pepsi-Coke rivalry and girls gone wild from April 3, 2002.
I want to write for the Onion or Bee. Any suggestions?
My mom says I have to start by learning to write left to right and to stop only reading every third sentence because everything is boring.
And to develop a sense of humor.
And to quit playing Call of Duty after each sentence I write because she says it distracts me….
And to quit writing the word “and”.
And My mom’s a bitch.
And I’m not going to stop using my favorite word.
I want to write for the Onion or Bee. Any suggestions?
My mom says I have to start by learning to write left to right and to stop only reading every third sentence because everything is boring.
And to develop a sense of humor.
And to quit playing Call of Duty after each sentence I write because she says it distracts me….
And to quit writing the word “and”.
And My mom’s a bitch.
And I’m not going to stop using my favorite word.